COUGAR TOWNS
4 Cougar Town Courteney Cox
8 Real Housewives of Atlanta KIM ZOLCIAK
12 Real Housewives of New York BethENNY FRANKEL
16 Real Housewives of New Jersey Danielle Staub FANGS FOR THE MAMMARIES
20 Sookie Stackhouse Anna Paquin
24 Tara Thornton RUTINA WESLEY
28 Pam Northman Kristin Bauer
32 Jessica Hamby Deborah ANN WOLL
36 Yvetta Natasha-alam-porn-star">Natasha Alam KODAK MOMENTS
40 Recycled Trash Marcia Cross
44 In the (Crack) House MAIA CAMPBELL
48 The Girl's a Cheetah Adrienne Bailon CANDID CAMERA
52 Curb Her Enthusiasm VIVICA FOX
56 Illicit•ing 'Gossip' LEIGHTON MEESTER
60 Aced the Audition Chelsea Handler
64 Reality Bites Back Kendra Wilkinson ARRESTING SIGHTS
68 Living the 'High' Life Paris Hilton
72 Law & Order: SVU Mariska Hargitay.
76 L & 0: Criminal Intent JULIANNE NICHOLSON
80 The Good Wife Julianna MARGULIES
84 Rizzoli & Isles Sasha Alexander
88 Rizzoli & Isles Angie Harmon
93 Back Issue Specials
94 Nudes•N•Notes
98 Web Site Discount Offer
The Sleuthsayer
‘ I will not be taking it all off! Zero percent chance," declares
former Alias star Jennifer Gamer [despite being uncovered in Sleuth three
times). "No thank you. Not interested. The world deserves better." And now it has it: our 19th tribute to Tele•Visions ... which, coupled
with a pair of "Network Nudes" and "Soap Opera Buffs" editions
and one volume of "Reality Show•offs," makes an even TWO DOZEN
issues showcasing the Rarest and Barest on the small screen!
As I write this—the day after the 2010 Emmy Awards—it is with Glee
that I note how many young TV starlets have been Breaking Bad ... having Lost
their clothes and made for Mad Men all around The Office. Indeed, these private
"leaked" peeks of chicks on either side of 30 Rock!
Yet rather than doing Damages to their budding careers, such revealing photos
and sex tapes—see our "Kodak Moments" and "Can•did
Camera" sections—have proven Sleuth's Big Bang Theory: that today's
Modern Family has taken sex out of the House and made Men of a Certain Age stay
"up" waiting for Friday Night Lights. And also has The Good Wife making
a Daily Show of her Cougar Town credentials. And if after all this time you're
still unaware that—when it comes to sealing the deal on nude finds—Sleuth
remains. The Closer, well then, You Don't Know Jack. But don't let that Curb
Your Enthusiasm .
Especially in light of the recent debate among TV's sexiest starlets about whether
to Nurse, Jackie. Reality ravisher Kim Kardashian recently tweeted "Eww
I'm at lunch, the woman at the table next 2 me is breast feeding her baby with
no coverup then puts baby on the table and changes her diaper." When an
uproar ensued over Kim's criticism of a nursing mother, she burped back "Misunderstood
tweet -- The woman had her boobs out at restraunt yest [sic] feeding then laid
her on the table and changed her w the food there. Unsanitary."
One angry mom tweeted in response: "Kim K, it's surprising 2me that you
don't like breastfeeding & think it's gross. YOU HAD A SEX TAPE!" Kim
swallowed hard, and took to her Twitter page again, saying: "My sister
breast feeds! Its [sic] a natural beautiful thing, there's nothing wrong w it,
but she covers herself, not w her boobs exposed." Well, sometimes. Showing
her True Blood, big sister Kourtney Kardashian put in her two ... cents: "My
attitude is, if someone sees a little somethin' somethin', don't look if you
don't like it."
And speaking of liking it, youngest sister Khloe Kardashian then tweeted that
her nursing sibling had even tried her own lactation! "Kourt just admitted
that she tasted her own breast milk, Ummmm TMI {Too Much Information},"
Khloe wrote to their Twitter followers. 'Wow my sister has changed. She used
to whip her boobs out for no reason. Now she does it to feed her child."
And we do it to feed our fans ...
Drinking It All In
Sleuth
