Celebrity Sleuth # 65 Number #65 Magazine Back Issue

`COURTING' DISASTER
4 Celebrity Rehab LINDSAY LOHAN
8 Sex Kitten Spy ANNA CHAPMAN
12 Sex, Drugs & Reconcile STEPHANIE SEYMOUR
16 Sex & Suicide NOEMIE LENOIR
NAKED & THE DEAD
20 `Chubby' Hubby BRITTANY MURPHY
24 Craig's List Kill-her JULISSA BRISMAN
28 Preacher Creature FELICIA TANG
32 Clothes Hanger DAUL KIM
JESSE'S GIRLS
36 Blindsided SANDRA BULLOCK
40 Biker `Bombshell' MICHELLE McGEE
44 Sexting Spouse BRIGITTE DAGUERRE
PLAY BALL!
48 From NBA to XXX BRANDY BLAIR
52 Pair-aguay's World Cups LARISSA RIQUELME
56 Dutch Treat BOBBI EDEN
60 Jets Making Passes INES SAINZ
GIRLS ON FILM
64 Dethroned & Boned CARRIE PREJEAN
68 The Councilman's Wife ANABELA JANKE
72 The Ma-tricks MONTANA FISHBURNE
76 The `Gag' Next Door KARISSA SHANNON
`BIG' TROUBLE
80 Hershey Barred SHEYLA HERSHEY
84 Looker to Hooker SUE SIMMONDS
88 Barack & a Soft Place VIVIANE CASTRO
DEPARTMENTS
94 Nudes-N-Notes
97 Back Issue Specials
98 Web Site Discount Offer
EDITORIAL
"Well you're a real tough cookie with a long history-, badass belter Pat Benatar began 1979's "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"...and this first-ever issue dedicated to "Bad Girls" could be divided into such a series of sections (see Contents at right): Mug Shots, Morgue Shots, Belly Shots, Long Shots, Pop Shots and Body Shots! And we're hitting you with our BEST SHOTS of each of our troubled temptresses.
"She is a ballsy, intelligent young woman with a lot to say," one reviewer raved of Abigail Vona-the attractive adolescent author of Bad Girl: Confessions of a Teenage Delinquent (inset). And not to be juvenile, but Abby admits: "Unfortunately, even in the
literary world sex sells but youth and beauty aren't always a good thing." As New York magazine told her tale: "46-year-old PR flack (Douglas Dechert) picks up 18-year-old dyslexic belly dancer (Abigail) at a Central Park Boathouse benefit. She yearns to write a book about her fifteenth year, which she spent as a juvenile delinquent in a
Tennessee lockdown facility. He becomes her lover. agent. and consigliere on her memoir-titled Bad Girl-until the romance's denouement."
"People are focusing on the fact that I royally fucked up with a boyfriend," Vona sneers. And even though she "lived a life so far out of control (booze, boys, drugs, stealing and runaway charges) that her father committed her for 'behavior modification,"' the tart teen asserted: "I'm not that flicked up. I think my parents went a little bit overboard in sending me there" (to penal Peninsula Village in Louisville, TN}.
Perhaps. but listen to a typical passage from Abby's memoir, involving a )something breakdancer named Keno: "After a while we started to kiss and do a little more. At that stage of the game I was a little dickophobic. Besides, he didn't like getting blowjobs or going down on me. I think it was a Jamaican thing. He was on top. I didn't fuck him but it was an amazing experience of dry flanking. I wasn't very experienced so I don't know if he got off."
"In reality," Vona recently revealed about her 28-years-older mentor Dechert, "I lost my virginity to him. "People from home were like, what the fuck why are dating this older guy? And I think I'm a little fucked up when it comes to men." Clearly, since after their breakup Dechert dished about .email in a screed "rife with alleged abortions and kinky sex." A sample: "The only compromise she's had to make for her early success was to evince a willingness to use her body as an oral/genital sperm receptacle for a reasonably attractive older man." "He made me look like a whore," Abby fumes, "calling me a'receptaclé for his 'sperm' on his Web site. I just hope everyone will judge my book by its cover." And our mag by its contents!
Bad tothe 'Bone'
Sleuth

• Covergirl Lindsay Lohan (Nude)
• Soviet Sex Spy Anna Chapman
• Jesse James' Biker 'Bombshell' Michelle McGee
• Dethroned & Boned Carrie Prejean
• The Matricks Montana Fishbourne