4 CONQUEST ON 32ND STREET by Art Bouthillier 5 WELCOME TO PLANET BILLETTE
by John Billette
12 THE DATE'S OVER WHEN...
by Art Bouthillier
15 TRUE BLUE
by George Trosley
17 OUR WONDERFUL "SEXUAL" SENSES
by John Billette
20 JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT COULDN'T GET ANY WEIRDER, ALONG COMES JARTOS
by George Janos
25 MOST TASTEFUL CARTOON
by Nick Bruel
28 ASK LAVERNE
by LaVerne "La Boom" Sanguinari
30 KINKY SEX OF THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT
by John Billette
34 CALENDAR
by John Billette
38 GREAT LOVERS IN HISTORY
by John Billette
43 DILBUTT
by Dan Collins
45 SCREWING UP AT THE ORGY
by Robert Hageman
46 SOME CHENEY STUFF
by Tom Cheney
52 DUH NOOZ
by Ellen Tinsley
55 THUNDER BUNS
by George Trosley
61 BARE FACTS
by Robert Hageman
62 CHESTER THE MOLESTER
by Dwaine Tinsley