4 ONE PARTICULARLY BORING SATURDAY AFTERNOON
by Art Bouthillier
5 SOME GOOD OLD ONES
by John Billette
14 THE COLLINS CHRONICLES
by Dan Collins
23 WHY IT'S FUCKIN' STUPID TO...
by Art Bouthilllier
26 MOST TASTEFUL CARTOON
by Tom Cheney
28 ASK LAVERNE
by LaVerne "La Boom" Sanguinari
31 SPOT THE DIFFERENCE
by Art Bouthillier
34 THE BILLETTE GIRL
by John Billette
38 BIG BAD JOHN
by John Billette
44 BOUND FOR GLORY
by Bob Muleady
49 HUSTLER HUMOR POSTCARDS
by George Trosley
52 DUH NOOZ
by Ellen Tinsley
55 GIGANTIC
by George Trosley
57 BUMPER STICKERS
by Chevy DeSoto and Edsel Malibu Range-Rover, XR7
62 THE URBAN
RANGER
by George Winners
66 COLLINS STRIP
by Dan Collins