FEATURES
88 WE WANT ANSWERS! CRAIG KILBORN
Once a sports-talk jock, now the inspiration for 1,000 drinking games, the Late Late Show host lets you know just when it's OK to cry.
90 Shakira
Quick, what's Spanish for muy caliente?Ah, skip it.This Latin sensation is seriously on the move—we had to use special
high-speed film to capture her. But capture her we did.
100 MAXIM EXCLUSIVE! ROCK'S SEXIEST GIRLS!
Come see Christina, Britney, J.Lo, and a host of other women too famous for last names and almost too hot to photograph.
108 FATAL DISTRACTIONS - SPLIT DECISIONS
Once or twice in your life, you're going to have to make a split-second decision, with your life in the balance. Here's a little practice.
118 OUTDOOR ACTION Kama Sutra II
The woods are lovely, dark, and deep...but is this really any place to get horizontal?
Sure! Follow our "away game" sex tips and the world is your scuzzy motel.
126 CELLULOID ZEROS - THE 50 WORST MOVIES EVER!
Our salute to the 50 lousiest flicks of all time, with an all-star cast including
Anthony Michael Hall, Jodie Foster, and some poor dwarf in a duck suit.
134 NORWAY, JOSE - Natassia Malthe
It's a bit late, but it looks like Santa got our letter asking for a Norwegian-Malaysian dream girl.Thanks, fatso!
140 FOUR-SQUEAL DRIVE - MAXIM'S ROAD TRIP CONTEST-THE WINNERS!
We dared you to hit the road and send us proof of your adventures. We couldn't
have imagined what we'd get back. You guys rock. REGULARS
22 LETTERS
Yo, yo, yo! Shout out to our homeys at the South Pole! Represent!
30 JOKES
Face it: Traveling salesmen plus farmers' daughters plus 12-inch pianists equals funny!
32 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
Eat cheese with Hiroki, chug beer that won't bloat your teats, take a trip to
the Spy Museum, and raise a gnarled, twisted, one-hand salute to fireworks.
40 PUMPKINHEAD - SNOB SISTER
Marisa Petroro may play a stuck-up sorority snoot in Pumpkin, but that ain't the real her. Come see the girl who thinks "guys
who wear baseball hats are sexy!"
48 HOW TO
Get a little dinghy, live through the big one, sell your organs, and act like
a Harvard prick.
56 SAYS HER - IS SHE PLAYING YOU?
Is she blowing you off or just playing hard to get? Know before you stalk!
62 SPORTS - ARMS RACE
How a noodle-armed feeb from San Francisco accidentally represented your country in the World Arm Wrestling Championship.
68 OFF THE GRID - ARE YOU TRIPPING?
Great getaway ideas, from scamtastic guy weekends to that dangerously pressurized
first vacation with a new girl (don't touch her nozzle).
72 BODY SHOP - ASK DR. MAXIM
Shin splints explained, first aid for pizza mouth, and the worst possible kind
of blow job.
74 HOT ZONE
Drive-in monsters slug it out, the stylin' guy from Phish tells tour tales, game
geeks go pro, and Fear Factor's Joe Rogan doesn't scare us. Much.
149 MAXIMWEAR
Don't hit that cookout without tee-rific T-shirts, cool scents, and racy new shades.
We've got you covered, top to bottom. So don't try nothin:
161 TOP GEAR
A bike lock that doubles as a weird sex device, square cigars, and the fate that awaits all shoes.
172 BAR EXAM
Failure is your only option.
