FEATURES 100WE WANT ANSWERS! Steven Tyler
Yeah, sure, he's a millionaire rock star, but take pity on the poor Aerosmith frontman: After all, he's the only guy in the world forbidden to lust after Liv
Tyler.
102 COVER GIRL Beyonce-knowles-porn-star">Beyonce KNOWLES
The Destiny's Child frontwoman smokes up the reen in the new in Powers flick,
ut still fondly Its when snot bbles nearly an early gig.
114 WHAT DO THEY KNOW?
TRICKS OF THE TRADES
Expert advice on everything from ditching stiffs to scoring free drinks to choosing
tasty chicken feet.
118 KUNG-PHEW!
CASH CASIA
She doesn't like wedgies or butt-floss thongs, but if you heckle her during a
stand-up set, she'll let you hold her boobies.lf you think you're in love now,
wait'll you see the pictures.
126 HOP HEADS
THE GREAT MAXIM BEER QUIZ
You think you know your beers just 'cause you know a stout from a pilsner? Grow
up, Sonny: You're drinking with the big boys now. Test your sudsy expertise in
this challenging, scientifically designed quiz. And there had better be at least
three beer rings on the page when you turn it in.
132 KUNG-PHEW!
FIGHT LIKE A GIRL
Look at you, massaging her feet and watching Sex and the City. Why does your girlfriend
kick your ass every time? Here's how to level the playing field. Learn well from
our panel of blue-ribbon experts...or have fun at brunch!
142 BOOK EXCERPT
THE WAR JUNKIE
This Irish-American street tough went undercover among the mujahideen in Afghanistan
and never really came back. Lucky for punks like us, this badass is on our side.
152 TRIPLEX THREAT Asia Argento
Don't be fooled by her art-flick resume:This Mediterranean beauty is the daughter
of an Italian splatter-flick king, and she kicks American booty in XXX. Come see
the legs we're raving about. REGULARS
28 LETTERS
We've moved six times in the past year, and still your letters get to us. Dammit.
36 JOKES
C'mon...how could you look at a priest, a rabbi, and a gay robot and not laugh?
Come win $150.
38 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
Claim some hot domain names! Probe the nebulae of deep space! And watch Hiroki
eat spoiled food!
48 HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GIRL? Scary Spice
Halloween: Resurrection star Bianca Kajlich is just a simple girl who likes boot
camp, panting in fright, and chain saws.
60 HOW TO
Skate like Tony Hawk, double your salary, and make anatomically correct balloon
animals.
68 SAYS HER
THE CASANOVA QUIZ
Are you as suave as you think you are? Find out now!
But start getting your right hand drunk, just in case.
74 CRIME SCENE
PIRATES OF THE AMAZON
High-seas piracy is bigger than ever, as the man who stole the America's Cup found
out too late.
80 DR. MAXIM
The skinny on cholesterol, sleep disorder news, and why women wait so long to
hit their sexual peak.
84 HOT ZONE
Vin Diesel blows shit up in XXX, Noel Gallagher issurprise!—in a bad mood,
and the new Turok video game is just plain weird.
163 FASHION
MAXIMWEAR
Hollywood's craziest stunt men stress-test cool new denim threads. Plus: sizzling
summer shorts!
181 TOP GEAR
Spin with a digital DJ, strum a silent guitar, and spy on your neighbors with
a night-vision scope.
184 TOP GEAR
GONE FISHIN'
The angler's life is about more than ridiculous hats, rubber pants, and specialized
high-end equipment. It's also an excuse to empty a beer cooler in the middle of
the day!
190 WINE & DINE
Make the best bacon cheeseburger ever, sample top-shelf whiskey, and maybe even
get your kidneys illegally harvested.
196 BAR EXAM
Sharpen your pencil—no, not the rubbery pink end—and go!