FEATURES
62 Audrina Patridge
If you thought a Hills marathon was terrifying, wait'll you see Audrina's slasher
flick, Sorority Row. Get your eyeballs ready for action with this scarily sexy
shoot. By Ruth Hilton
70 Seth MacFarlane Does It His Way
A sit-down with Family Guy's freaky father.
By Neal Pollack
76 Icon: Woody Harrelson
We pick the brains of Zombieland's vegan star.
By Gavin Edwards
78 The 13 Most Unintentionally Scary Movie Scenes of All Time
Celluloid and cellulite are a dangerous mix.
80 Hot Blooded
The Vampire Diaries' Kayla Ewell gets our blood pumping.
By Jesse Will
84 Become a Professional Wino!
Your snob-free guide to vino. Bottoms up!
90 Hero Worship
Meet Oawn Olivieri, Heroes' supersexy new star!
By Dan Bova
92 "Erase This Story, or We'll Erase You"
Inside the Japanese mob.
By Jake Adelstein DEPARTMENTS
12 Letters
Your complaints and congrats. Gosh, you people really like using the word hate,
don't you? Plus, we open ye olde Maxime mailbag!
17 Circus Maximus
Celebrate summer's end with two pages of bikini-clad celebs, learn how to rent
out your pad for porn, and a slammin' bartender gives saucy dating advice.
35 Rated
Aged rockers Anvil are collecting DVD royalties and Social Security checks, Dexter
star Michael C. Hall reflects on death, and so do we with our preview of Megan
Fox's new flick, Jennifer's Body. It'll scare the pants off ya!
49 Stuff
We kick around Nike's latest performance enhancing soccer ball, then floor Mercedes'
ultimate supercar in Germany. Rather just sit around? Check out the latest high-def
TVs.
56 Columns
Tips for picking up your waitress crush, and we examine the prescription drug
craze on America's campuses. Oh, today's youth!
98 Style
Channel fall's go-to looks as seen on TV's top actors (like Gossip Girl's Penn
Badgley and Aziz Ansari from Parks and Recreation). Never look like a schlub again!
118 The Decider
Don't blow another year dressed as Pocahontas—let us pick your sartorially
scary costume this Halloween!
Features in This Issue
Covergirl Audrina Patridge Photographed by Steve Shaw (Not Nude)
Tokyo Death Wish Taking On The Japanese Mob
13 Most Unintentionally Scary Movies Of All Time
(We Almost Crash) The Next Great Supercar
Seth MacFarlane interviewed by Neal Pollack
Marissa Miller! Jessica Alba! Kim Kardashian! Sexiest Beach Hotties Of 2009
About Maxim
Maxim is an international men's magazine based in the United Kingdom and known for its revealing pictorials featuring popular actresses, singers, and female models, none of whom are nude in the American version.
In the United States, Maxim is an industry leader, reporting a circulation of 2.5 million readers which they claim is enough to outsell leading competitors GQ, Esquire, and Details combined. The magazine is now using the brand name to market a myriad of other magazines and projects.
