Hustler Holiday 2009 — Back Issue
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Hustler  Magazine Back Issue
Holiday 2009
UPC: 00928163500018
ISSN: 0149-4635
Vol. 36  Issue 7
Year: 2009
Format: Digital PDF
Rating: 5/5 (1 review)
  • Covergirl and Honey of the Month Bobbi Starr (Nude Centerfold) photographed by Mark Lit
  • Carmen Electra Topless
  • XXX Profile: The Real Jenna Haze
  • Mancow's Holy Land Rampage
  • Futuristic Sex: Robot Love
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
GIRLS
27 JAYDEN COLE
I Can't Take It Anymore!
Photography by Holly Randall
46 KELLIE KRAVE
Window Dressing
Photography by Jose Luis
63 SANDY & ALEXIS FORD
Twice the Nice
Photography by T Rifler
76 BOBBI STARR
Unwrapped
Photography by Mark Lit
100 THIS AIN'T THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY XXX!
TV pop clan gives the groupie, what they want.
Photos courtesy HUSTLER Video
119 ALETTA OCEAN
All Eyes on Me
Photography by Ladi von Jansky
162 NIKKI
Snowball
Classic Photography by Peter Hurd
FEATURES
38 A PRESIDENTIAL ENERGY POLICY
Oil supplies have peaked. Kiss the American way of life goodbye.
Book excerpt by Michael C Ruppert
41 ROBOT LOVE
The futuristic universe of artist Patrice Murciano
Profile by Albert Pierce
44 HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE
Save the economy by buying more stuff no one needs!
Shopping tips by Keith Valcourt
54 A DAY IN THE LIFE OF JENNA HAZE
Porn's A-list princess lives a regular life just like you-almost.
Article by M. Allen Nathan
57 JOHN& KATE PLUS HATE
Reality-show family goes to hell for your cheap entertainment.
Cartoon parody by Noel Anderson
72 COUGARS WE'D LIKE TO SEE
Aging politicos finally strip thanks to the magic of Xmas.
90 GOY TO THE WORLD
Radio maverick hunts for hope in the Promised Land only to find a gaggle of grinches.
Article by Mancow Muller
STANDARDS
3 SEX PARODY
The Beaver, starring Mel Gibson
7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
Bitch-Slap the Republicans
by Larry Flynt
9 TECH KNOW
Twice the giveaways!
10 GAME ON
Brutal Legend, Mafia 2, Madballs!
11 ROBERT SCHEER
Stupid Meddling
13 NAT HENTOFF
Our Humpty Dumpty President
15 ALEX BENNETT
Sorry to Disagree, Reverend
17 MAMIE VAN DOREN
Desperately Seeking Christmas
18 FEEDBACK
Torture blowback, Angelina's gift and lotsa love for sex legends
20 POLITICAL PARODY
Halliburton's new perk: rape
21 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH
Liz Cheney, daughter of evil
23 BITS & PIECES
Bucky's holiday tips, E3 booth babes and the return of Spantaneeus Xtasty
35 PINUP BY SANDRA CHANG
36 HOT LETTERS
How to Build an Orgasm
37 CLASSIC CARTOONS
This shit never gets old!
61 TAILS OF THE BUNNYRANCH
My First Handle Job
by Brooklyn Star
75 THE GIRLS OF MYSPACE
Multiethnic doll Brianna Jordan
by Michelle McCarthy
88 HUSTLER HUMOR
Funnier than a drunk Santa on a skateboard.
94 SIGHTS & SOUNDS
Ron White's blue-collar Christmas and stocking stuffers you need!
98 MOVIE MAMMARIES
Keira Knightley: pirate booty
99 FAMOUS FLESH
Carmen Electra's Sin City striptease
108 COLLEGE REPORT
Taser vs. student body
109 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS
Extracurricular derring-do
111 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT
Two big XXXmas DVD giveaways! Operation: Tropical Stormy, Everybody Loves Lucy and more to keep your Yule log warm!
127 BEAVER HUNT
Captivating amateurs
Features
  • Covergirl and Honey of the Month Bobbi Starr (Nude Centerfold) photographed by Mark Lit
  • Carmen Electra Topless
  • XXX Profile: The Real Jenna Haze
  • Mancow's Holy Land Rampage
  • Futuristic Sex: Robot Love
Magazine History

In March 1972, Larry Flynt created the Hustler Newsletter, a four-page, black-and-white publication of information about his Hustler clubs. This item became so popular with his customers that by May 1972 he expanded the Hustler Newsletter to 16 pages and in August 1973, to 32 pages. As a result of the 1973 oil crisis the United States entered an economic recession; Hustler Club customers tightened their spending and Flynt had to find financing to pay his debts or go bankrupt. He decided to turn the Hustler Newsletter into a national sexually explicit magazine. He paid the start-up costs of the new magazine using sales taxes collected in the clubs. In July 1974, the first issue of Hustler was published. Although the first few issues went largely unnoticed, within a year it became highly lucrative and he was able to pay his tax debts. In November 1974, Hustler showed the first "pink-shots," or photos of open vaginas. Flynt had to fight to publish each issue as many people, including his distribution company, found the magazine too sexually explicit and threatened to have it removed from the market. Shortly thereafter, Flynt was approached by a paparazzo who had taken nude pictures of former First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis while she was sunbathing on vacation in 1971. He purchased them for $18,000 and published them in the August 1975 issue. That issue attracted widespread attention, and one million copies were sold within a few days. Now a millionaire, he bought a $375,000 (1976 dollars) mansion.

Hustler has long had a left-wing editorial policy on economics, foreign policy, and social issues. This distinguishes it somewhat from other pornographic magazines, which generally embrace progressive ideas about free speech and morality issues, but remain conservative, libertarian, or neutral on other matters such as the economy. Flynt and Hustler are also noted for having a more populist and working-class outlook than the more upscale-oriented Playboy and Penthouse. Throughout the 1980s, Flynt used his magazine as a podium with which to launch vitriolic, obscenity-laden attacks on the Reagan Administration and the Religious Right, and even published a short-lived political magazine called Rebel. During the controversy surrounding Bill Clinton's impeachment, Flynt publicly announced his sympathy for Clinton, and offered cash rewards to anyone with information regarding sexual impropriety on the part of the president's critics. In 2003, Flynt ran unsuccessfully for the office of Governor of California during that state's recall election.

Every month Hustler is mailed, uninvited and for free, to the office of each member of the United States Congress. This practice began at some point between 1974 and 1983, and it continues today. In an interview, Flynt explained, "I felt that they should be informed with what's going on in the rest of the world ... Some of them didn't appreciate it much. I haven't had any plans to quit."

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